So far here’s my quick description of the teen plus housemates:

Ejay - Lucky Torpe
Nan - Not funny As aNnounced
Valerie - Need to work on that accent, Nein?
Robi - True Blue Atenean… secretly hates Lasalites
Beauty - Troubled Kid
Nikki - Cold outside very HOT inside
Prescilla - Read my LIPS … Irritating
Alex - Cool Kid but too quiet
Josef - Chic Boy (pwede sa chicks pwede sa boys LOL)
Rona - Smart Kid (yes they have problems on socializing)

Congrats to the PBB Staff who somehow came up with the NOT-ON-THE-POOL-ACTIVITY.
Yey! (oh yes, I think I’ve mastered the art of sarcasm)

Love team, what’s a Pinoy Big Brother Edition without its trademark love team. There’s
Say & JB, Uma & Cass (yeah right), Sam & Chix, Zanjoe & Bianca, Mariel & Kapitan Boom, Will & Riza
Wendy & Bruce, Kim & Gerald. So far only Kim & Gerald kept the “LOVE” alive (notice the “”).
Nikki & Yosef? Alex & Beauty? Rona & Robi? LOLZ. Oh sure, it’s brand new. How about MY LOVE and BOY!
WOW.

Bikinis, bikinis, bikinis. Everytime I open up my PBB Livestream feed, I rarely see them @ Poolside…. NOT!
Wow, can’t the PBB staff think of something new? Ilang taon na ba mga brainstormers nila at wala na silang
maisip na GAME other than poolside games. I heard that they deliberately do the activities near the POOL,
(para nga naman naka-bikini mga babae). Ratings ratings ratings…
Nice going, Beauty’s accident should give you guys a lesson. As far as I can remember it was her or was it
Jeriel who also slipped on their first week.

WET SLIPPERY! SLIPPERY WHEN WET! DO NOT RUN! WATCH YOUR STEP!
You can’t tell them these, they’re having fun, they’re on a mission to win, they have to move fast, comprende?
Oh I got an idea, Direk What about a spelling bee? NEAR THE POOL! Let’s do the math while in the pool! Let’s make
them sleep IN the pool.

Poolside, poolside, poolside… I wonder what would they give as an excuse for the incident.